tumblr… hello you boring fuck.

dear tumblr,

i have had a  lazy morning, woke up late. pondered my existence then drifted back into my slumber. midday looming ever so close my stomach eventually got the better of me and arose, like an unkempt ape i raided the kitchen. post toast, cereal and a splash of oj; i had an epiphany!! what i need has finally hit me, the reason for this glorious day…exactly what is missing in my life. i need tumblr!! this is what i need!!! a blogging self absorbed social network full of arty, photo obsessed internet junkies.  thus my first blog.

kind regards

your cynical tumblr

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